I retired from blogging for quite some time because I really didn’t think I had anything profound to contribute to the interwebs. Frankly, whenever I sat down to write about current events or news or popular culture or even Anderson Cooper, all I could do was type “THE ECONOMY MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT” over and over.
Also, I was pretty sure the world does not need another person with a “hey look at me try to be esoteric and and witty so OMG check out my amazing life events/cutedogs/baybees/boogers/cats/drinking stories” blog. (Even though my favorite blogs are the ones where people ask me to do just that.)
And then, in the space of a few days, at least five people asked me why I wasn’t blogging anymore. So I’ve decided to come out of retirement, at least temporarily, and I’m going to try to write at least one entry per week with some kind of practical purpose. And sure, that purpose might be that I print it out and wipe my ass with it, but I’m giving it a shot.
In the meantime, OMG CHECK OUT MY AMAZING CUTE DOG.
