Times I ate tofu: 2
Loads of laundry done: 9
Rooms scrubbed from top to bottom: 3
Dogs that stink from all the rain: 2
Dogs that think it is awesome to rub said stink all over my clean laundry: 1
Dogs that have to pee but refuse to let their paws touch the wet ground, thus resulting in them standing by the door, whining to go outside, but then refusing to leave the back porch: TOO MANY
Times one dog got peed on by the other because he lifted his leg on her face as she was sniffing his business while he was in the act: NOT ENOUGH
Insane, two hour long meals consumed at Patina: 1
Dollar cost of said meal: three digits. It got out of hand. Embarrassingly so for four people.
Regret at cost of meal on a scale of 1-10: 6. The food was damn good. But I also like a peanut butter sandwich.
Martinis consumed during said meal: 3
Intense conversations had as result of said alcohol consumption: 1
Friends seen: 4
Vacations committed to for 2009: 1
Conversations had about mushrooms: too many
Times I participated in conversations about mushrooms: 0
Number of kids under the age of eight that will be in our beach house this summer: 6
Amount of bourbon my husband will need to survive it: I’m buying an IV stand.
Times I realized that I don’t want the attendees at my funeral to be a Starbucks cup and a Blackberry: 1
Times I tried to explain exactly what it is I do at work but failed: 2
Amount of rain that fell: I’m buying a houseboat.
