Ask Double Vision
10 05 2007I recently checked the referrals to this site, and lately, people have been searching google for all sorts of things that lead to this blog. They need answers to their questions, and I am a pretend expert on everything, so here we go:
What does double vision look like?
It looks like 2 a.m. on your 21st birthday, right after you climbed down off the bar, but right before your best friend had to hold back your hair.
When will the double vision stop?
Never ever. You’re screwed.
Can you go on a Polish safari?
I don’t imagine so.
How do I build a double-barrel ice bong?
I don’t know, but when you figure it out, call me.
What are the worst two words in the English language.
Celine. Dion.
And my personal favorite:
IS IT OK TO WEAR SERGEANT PEPPER JACKETS TO A WEDDING?
Yes. Absolutely.
It’s not only acceptable, it’s encouraged.
I wanna know how to build a double chamber ice bong!!!!! Teach me! Teach me!